Yesterday my mom and I went to several hardware stores, including the wretched “Home Depot,” so I could get more herbs and house plants and we could find some kind of portable evaporative cooler (a “swamp cooler”) because the apartment I’m in is so hot it liquified my coconut butter. Anyway, the most obnoxious middle-aged white man decided to butt in and give us his condescending two cents about purchasing a cooler in “this climate” and I was so rude to him, I was so rude and it felt so good. Tl;dr — don’t let angry pink dads tell you shit about anything, their “opinions” literally do not matter, being polite to fucking presumptuous strangers is overrated, keep kicking ass and raising hell, etc.

Children rebloggin my succulents without my fuckin caption

Shameful

Mom and I at the hardware store

  • Mom: okay, you need a hammer--
  • Me: and a SICKLE
  • Man on aisle: *quiet laughter*
todoelajo:

aloofshahbanou:

God is Alive

<3 <3 <3 the erotics of the succulent <3 <3 <3

Tru

todoelajo:

aloofshahbanou:

God is Alive

<3 <3 <3 the erotics of the succulent <3 <3 <3

Tru

God is Alive

God is Alive

"Two priests, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar&#8230;"

"Two priests, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar…"

Someone in this neighborhood has a rooster

Listening to him rn

:)

too bad she’s a liberal

Album Art

steviewonder-ful:

Don’t You Worry ‘Bout a Thing - Stevie Wonder (Innervisions, 1973)