Yesterday my mom and I went to several hardware stores, including the wretched “Home Depot,” so I could get more herbs and house plants and we could find some kind of portable evaporative cooler (a “swamp cooler”) because the apartment I’m in is so hot it liquified my coconut butter. Anyway, the most obnoxious middle-aged white man decided to butt in and give us his condescending two cents about purchasing a cooler in “this climate” and I was so rude to him, I was so rude and it felt so good. Tl;dr — don’t let angry pink dads tell you shit about anything, their “opinions” literally do not matter, being polite to fucking presumptuous strangers is overrated, keep kicking ass and raising hell, etc.
Mom and I at the hardware store
- Mom: okay, you need a hammer--
- Me: and a SICKLE
- Man on aisle: *quiet laughter*